WHY DO BAD BOYS LIKE GOOD GIRLS?

 

Good girls are always a challenge for bad boys. Even a choir boy can get lucky with a bad girl! Good girls generally come from good homes, are raised by good parents, and get good grades in school. They are warned about bad boys the day after the first “bumps” appear on their chests. (Some parents attempt to hide said “bumps”, but nature prevails.)

If these good parents are well-educated and have a great relationship with their good girl, they sit down and explain the pros and cons of a relationship with a bad boy. However, some good parents lack the knowledge and verbal fortitude to express the intricacies and pitfalls of bad boy tactics and leave an opportunistic opening in their good girl’s defenses, which bad boys easily and eagerly exploit.

The question still remains, “Why do bad boys like good girls?” Is it simply the thrill of the hunt? Is it the pursuit of the unobtainable prize? Why don’t we ask a bad boy, and hear what he has to say?

THE OLD BLOCK: “Hey, bad boy. Why are you always sitting in my church, “macking” on all of these good, church-going, wholesome girls?”

BAD BOY: “It’s simple old man, I mean Old Block. We bad boys don’t want skanks and sluts that every other bad boy has snacked on. So we sit and listen to your boring sermon, waiting for our chance to catch an unprotected good girl that we can pounce on. After all, we are predators by nature, and even a lion don’t want some gazelle that’s been chewed on by hyenas. We want fresh, untouched meat to feast on.”

THE OLD BLOCK: “Wow! I did not expect such candor from a bad boy. I thought you would lie and tell me some sad story about how you were abused as a child, or abandoned by your parents and…”

BAD BOY: “Hold up, Old Block. We bad boys have a player’s code and a bad boy rep to live up to. We lay it on the line. The problem is when we get through with a good girl, she ain’t no more good, so we have to keep huntin’ for fresh meat, you dig? Yo church is full of good girls, it’s the perfect hunting ground for us bad boys!”

THE OLD BLOCK: “Get thee behind me, devil boy! And get the heck out of my church! Leave these good girls alone and wallow in the filth you have made of all of those bad girls you created!”

BAD BOY: “I’m going Old Block, but I’ll be back, wearing a good guy disguise, and turn all of your good girls into skanks and sluts!”

Sorry about that folks! That interview went south on us. I guess the moral of the story is, “You cannot trust a self-proclaimed bad boy.” As the old song goes, you knew he was a snake when you let him in. Good girls beware of snakes in bad boy clothing!