The "Old Block" Tells All.

  Let us take a scientific approach to discovering what beauty really is. (Ladies only--guys are just spectators on this trip.) What is it that spells beauty to you? When you look in the mirror do you instantly recognize the formula for great looks? Do you require a second opinion to make up your mind about what you have discovered? Do you seek the aid of cosmetics to create the illusion of beauty? Are you naturally endowed with the classic features that you have come to know as the traits and characteristics of beauty? Has anyone who has not seen you naked or in a state of undress, raved about your natural, awe-inspiring attractive features? What were their words exactly? Do you remember each syllable, or were you caught up in the attention you were getting? Some people say, “Beauty is only skin deep.” However, it has been my experience that beauty starts within and cannot be contained by skin. It shines through, regardless of what a woman is wearing, (or not wearing). Beauty igno

She is always there when a moment of monumental importance is about to occur. How does she know that this instant she has chosen to capture will be the one that everyone will remember, for all time? Is she clairvoyant, or somehow gifted by God to see the future; then imprison the moment on what is now known as film? What makes her so gifted and so insightful as to be the one and only “life photographer” who follows me and mine about snapping gem after gem? Is it the fact that she practices and teaches Yoga? Does the ability to contort her nimble body into various unearthly poses awaken some majestic power in her cell phone that extends itself to her eyes and fingers to “snap” that perfect image? Is she somehow in tune with the cosmos and privileged to know my every move, before I make it? Can she be the embodiment of a celestial being, who visits this plane of existence only to record and catalog my most significant performances? Where was she when I was a small boy, nearly drowning i