JAIL BAIT!

 If you have been living under a rock with your favorite crustacean, you have no idea what “Jail Bait” is, (good for you). The world has gone mad; (not the angry kind of mad; the crazy kind of mad)! Little girls are growing up way too fast and offering the world something they don’t even realize how to properly use yet, (like a baby with a hand grenade)! Is there something in the water? The air? The food? Is it the fault of the microwave industry, (faster; sooner; hotter)? Is it television and the promiscuous commercials and reality shows that are being aired? Can we blame it on the internet, (the information super highway?) Do these invisible beams of data and gamma/beta rays stimulate hormonal growth in our youth? And does this mental/physical transformation cause “early-onset maturity” in the youngsters of the planet? Is it “babies making babies” as in the lack of mature grandparents, (over fifty years old)? What can a 29-year-old grandparent teach their grandchild about the world at large, (how to change diapers, maybe)? Do not get it twisted, the Old Block is not angry, he just wants answers that is all!

Back in the ’50s, old man Washington went to prison for statutory rape. For some unknown reason, he lived in a trailer next to the Washington home. School-age friends of his oldest daughter would visit the Washington home, and inadvertently end up in the trailer where old man Washington spent most of his days and nights. These little teenage flies were easily caught in old man Washington’s web of sin and debauchery and became young teenage mothers. Did this phenomenon begin in the 50’s? I do not remember girls looking so mature when I was a child, but perhaps I missed something. Or maybe old man Washington was “the devil himself”. A wolf in old man’s clothing. But he went away for life, because the teenage girls were Caucasian, and he was African-American! He could not have continued his regime of converting teenage girls into mothers while in prison, so how did the disease spread?

Modern medicine has made it too easy for people to make bad choices by labeling a bad choice as a disease. Did the liquor store owner come to our house and force Uncle Ray to drink booze? Do pushers knock down doors and force innocent people to snort cocaine? Who made you take that first, fateful puff of tobacco back in the day? Bad choices and maybe “the devil” made you do it! So, old man Washington does not get to use the “disease card”! He set the trap but, was he snared by the bait, the teenage succubi who were just too sexy to refuse? Jail Bait? Regardless, the choice was still his to make. And he chose poorly!

In reality, it does not matter how or why these little girls grow up so fast. It does not matter how they were raised, how they look, or how promiscuously they behave in your presence. You, as an adult male, must choose correctly. One little mistake could be your last. Your freedom and livelihood should not be forfeited on a whim. Keep your zipper and your guard up!