WHY I WENT TO COLLEGE…
In retrospect,
I should have stayed in the military service for 20 years, gone to college for
2 years, then worked for the Post Office for 20 years! I would have retired at
the tender age of 61! If life served me the same with this new path, I would
have been retired for 4 years before my health declined and ended in a coma
from a DVT/PE! (Basically, a life-threatening blood clot that stopped my heart,
and ended my breathing rights.) For a few minutes, the Earth had more air to
breathe and one less senior citizen in the US census! But, to my joy, the
woman I married, Dr. Lin, and my Heavenly Father had other plans!
While I was an
unwilling and uninvited visitor of another dimension, several dozen people
visited my hospital bedside, claiming to be family. The medical staff was
baffled as to why my lineage includes African, Asian, Hispanic, and European
bloodlines! Work, school, neighborhood, and other sources comprised my “family”
and poured in from all avenues! (Somebody loved my old carcass, and it was
reflected in the visitation logs!)
Had I not gone
to college, at least half of my visitors would not have existed while I was on
this cerebral vacation. So college was important because the prayers and
well-wishes had a profound effect on our very existence! (I guess the dialysis and
other extreme medical interventions aided me as well!) How would you feel if your first cognizant recollection
was seeing your blood sailing through a “water park” of tubes and filters
before returning to your body after being laundered? (I still have the scar to
remind me!)
Aside from the
social edification I gleaned from a short visit to the halls of higher learning (meeting beautiful, intelligent women and brotherhoods that have lasted a
lifetime, I actually learned another trade to add to my multifaceted tool belt
of ways to earn a dollar! I majored in Commercial Art and minored in journalism.
My elective was the dubious practice of back-seat and sometimes front-seat oral
conversations, while checking my rearview mirror for Park Rangers and Policemen
who were charged with the hapless task of preventing such social outings in
their venue!
Ten years
after amassing all of the aforementioned skills and abilities, I finally left
my salesman “career” behind, and started actually using my much vaunted college
acumen. I had my first article published in an international publication, which
paid me a whopping $150.00, and became Vice President of a now-defunct
corporation, earning $20,000.00 on my first commercial art endeavor! (Of course, I did not see one dime of my corporate contribution, because the captain of the
corporate ship had an affinity for siren songs and crashed into a financial
reef, drowning all hands aboard save for me and my two BFAMs, who preemptively
leaped on a school of dolphins swimming nearby!) We went downtown and started
over, on our own. However, the moral of the story is that “That stuff was
GOOD!” Education, that is:
According to
my AI Assistant:
Here's a clear comparison between high school graduate income
and college graduate income:
|
Aspect |
High
School Graduate |
College
Graduate |
|
Average Annual Income |
About $40,000 (varies by job/region) |
About $65,000 - $75,000 (varies) |
|
Median Weekly Earnings |
Roughly $750 - $850 |
Roughly $1,100 - $1,300 |
|
Lifetime Earnings |
Around $1.3 million |
Around $2.1 million or more |
|
Employment Opportunities |
Limited to lower-skilled jobs |
Wider range including professional
roles |
|
Unemployment Rate |
Higher (around 5-6%) |
Lower (around 2-3%) |
Notes:
·
College graduates typically earn significantly more over their
lifetime.
·
Income varies widely depending on the field of study, location,
and experience.
·
Some high school graduates can earn more than college graduates
if they have specialized skills or trades.
If
you want specific data for a country or region, or for certain fields of study,
let me know!

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